Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Operation Whack-A-Squirrel

We have done our duty to the Doggie World & joined Tank's Whack-A-Squirrel Army! We have GOT to rid our yards & our trees & our neighborhoods of these rotten little tree rats! They are wreakin havoc all over doggie bloggie land!
First we found, they will do anything to get to the bird feeders in yer yard! We mean anything. Check this out, dressin up like a bird!! Sneaky little tree rats! They CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED!
Not only that, they are recruiting almost as fast as we are! Word has gotten out friends that we are on the move & on the job! I tell you, they are sneaky, nasty little creachtures! PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!
They have called in all their friends, more thieves I might add, these even wear masks tryin to act like Zorro or sumpin! Who do they think they are foolin?? We are smarterer than they are, way smarterer! Look how fat this dude is, he's had ALOT of practice!
Our TN hillbilly detectives went on a mission & found that they are running some kind of special ops training...."How to make yourself small enough to get to the food" This guy must be the head trainer, he is very good at his job! If he manages to train the rest of them how to do this, our parents will be buyin bird food for these tree rats to steal every other day! I mean why don't the lazy bums go Get A Job already! Work for what they eat like we have to! Lazy, good for nuttin tree rats!
It seems that the word is definitely out that their days are numbered! They are not just hidin & hopin we don't find them, they are tryin to keep us from accomplishin our mission! Fellow OWAS soldiers, we have to stick together! We have to help each other. We have to STOP this now!!
We need to "fix them up" even if it's one at a time!
Head over to Tank's place, he's the Commander In Chief of this Operation, & do your duty to dogs everywhere! Sign Up!! Be sure to grab the code in our sidebar before you leave for your own Whack-A-Squirrel button to put on your bloggie!
Over & out,



18 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Well done special opps kho-member!

Please remember: should any rekhruit rekhwire transport, please khontakht me!

Good lukhk with your sekhtor!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Anonymous said...

Wow - you guys are really on top of this. Terrific post with lots of good info. They're dressing up like birds?? I didn't even know that! Thanks for all your hard work. Keep up the fight - we WILL win this war!

Very cool button - can't wait to see it on everyone's blogs. You guys rock!

Rachel said...

We're with ya'll! Come see our training video on how to get rid of these rats and tell us what you think. We're grabbing the button to show our solidarity. Doggies of the world unite!
Ruby, Oliver and Bailey aka "the Pack"

Erin said...

YIkess We've pretty much got our yard clean, but now that they are dressing up like birds...we'll have to get on top of that!!

Anonymous said...

Gavin and Patty are all charged up about Whack a Squirrel!

Huskee and Hershey said...

This looks like one huge mission! Good luck guys..

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

We feel as though we are crying into the wilderness here but we must tell you one more that, in France, we have red squirrels, not grey ones, and they are beloved of everyone! And they are protected by law!!!

Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

Thanx for the Whack a Squirrel Button - we put it on our bloggie -
We have been working very hard and even recruited Gimli to help out in Connecticut and Bosco(our uncle) in Wyoming.

Thanx for the hard work

Sweetie
Woodrow & MJ

Rocky Creek Scotties and Rocky Creek Ramblings said...

Thanks for the OWAS logo - we have it posted on our sidebar.

ARRROOO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Abby said...

Hi, You Guys...

Abby here: NE Regional Commander for OWAS...

I spotted them disguised as deer & horses...They are relentless...

But we will stop them...

Abby xxxooo

Nibbles Treats said...

Nice to meet you guys! We are all in this together!

The Luke said...

Those are some very funny pitchers of the skwirrel and in dis-guys!

I am wif you on the subject but my the Mom won't let me kill nuffin. It is idio-sinkrisy of hers. Just sayin...

She might let me ride the shotgun tho not literally wif the Khyra, I ask her... but for now I love readin bout your research!

wif love from the Luke

Martine said...

Cool!! thanks for sharing the button!! We updated our blog with it!

The Army of Four said...

Good luck, puppers!
Tail wags,
Storms

The Devil Dog said...

OMG, look at that squirrel in that teeny tiny plastic bulb thing. Did he even make it out alive, or did he eat too much, get stuck and die?
My friend Angus has trouble with squirrels, I bet he would join you.

Roxy

Totally Timmy said...

Great Pics!! Love the bird one. We like squirrels here and actually feed them. Timmy would only chase one if it stole his food!

Sally said...

Wow - the problem is worse than we first thought! Sally is on patrol and will post shortly of her mission. Also our Head of Admin at Mission Control would like to know how to add the button on the side of the blog. Which tool is it? Anyone out there that can help - it would be greatly appreciated as we are limited by our support staff.

Love the blog -

Licks
Sally and Paddy

Brind'Amour Clumbers said...

Good luck everyone! I think you are one up on those squirrels.

Wiggles,
Brind'Amour